Alex: “Hey Alexa, Can I have another Diet Coke?”
Alexa: “Yeah, but what’s in it for me?”
Alex: “I don’t know, I’ll think about it”(sarcasm/hesitation attached)
….moments later…..
Alex: “Oh thank you Alexa!”(motion towards said Diet coke)
Alexa: “No, seriously what’s in it for me?”(said diet coke pulled closer to Alexa)
Alex: “I DON”T KNOW, Ill think about it!”
…same interaction happens 2-4 times within 5 minutes
Alex:“What do you want, How can I serve thee? What kind of beer do you drink?”
Alexa: “I CAN BUY MY OWN BEER?!”
Alex: “ALRIGHT I GIVE UP! what is it you like?”
Alexa: “I like dinner, unicorns, and sparkly things!”
AND THAT IS HOW MY WIFE CONNED ME INTO DINNER AND WE STARTED THIS LIFE-LONG EXCURSION TOGETHER
Forever & Ever
